I’m a Jerk

So, my cousin Henry is getting ready to turn eight. At one point in his young life, he had leukemia. (No, has. Wait, had. Fuck.) Every year, the family does a Light the Night Walk to Cure Cancer. About a month or so ago, Emilie (Henry’s mom) sent out an email to collect donations. I hate sending checks because they take forever to clear, so I was going to send cash.


I’m an asshole.

Em, please do not tell Henry how awful I am, because Grady hates me, so Henry is my only buddy.

I don’t think there are enough apologies in the world for not donating to a cause that fights a disease your own young cousin has-or-had-and-you-are-too-dumb-to-live-because-you-don’t-even-know-for-sure.

If you would like to show me up and let everyone know how much you are not an asshole, please make a donation. Every little bit helps.


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