*Scene: Richie in bed, resting his eyes and heating his neck.
Enter me, jumping on the bed.
Me: Let’s have a pillow fight!
Richie: Mrgh? Uh-uh.
Me: Okay, wanna fold scarves?
Richie: (looking disconcerted) No.
Me: Wanna braid each other’s hair and talk about boys?
Richie: (turning head away) Uh-uh.
Me: Got the message, Captain Bring Down.
Exit in flourish*
It should be noted that Richie never opened his eyes during this exchange.