My friend Connie is a Cardinals fan, so whenever I stumble across Cardinals news, I text her.
Today, I had the joy* of texting her some bad news about one Chris Carpenter.
She took it hard, which was weird to me because I thought Yadi was her man.
Text from Connie: Chris Carpenter forever and always.
But she did concede that Taxi was cool.
Wait a minute, Taxi?
Well if there can be a baseball player named Woody Woodpecker**…
Text from Connie: Auto-correct. Sorry I meant Yadi.
I think I like Taxi better.
*I am so not a sports fan.
** You know I’m right.