Royal Baby

I know. I know a lot of you don’t care about the wee lad.

But if you’re one of those people, why do you have to piss on the parade of those of us who do? We’re not doing anyone any harm.

“Well, the media coverage….”

… has nothing to do with the rest of us. Change the channel, ass.

“Other things are happening in the world.”

Like the earthquake in China and the prison break at Abu Ghraib? Helen Thomas dying? I know. Lots of us Royal watchers know it. A lot of us are able to hold multiple pieces of information in our heads. I personally check my local news and Google news every morning.

“But why the fuss?”

Who knows, really? Everyone has their own reasons. Some have that image of those two young boys who lost their mother, and are happy they found happiness.

Some love the love story between Will and Kate, a  “commoner” who became a princess. (fine, Duchess) Who didn’t want that growing up?

Some just love a baby.

Who cares?

Let us enjoy it.

And besides, maybe a Royal watcher you know will have food to celebrate.



I bet if you’re really nice, they’ll share the tea cakes and tea.



So sit back, have a tea cake (or a Zebra cake- shut up), watch us revel in our nuttery, and keep your mouth closed.




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