So, yesterday I received a text from Catherine. She was having a slow day at work, she was getting caught up on my blog, and she wanted me to know she missed me.
But don’t go telling anyone. It will blow my stoic cover.
A couple of weeks ago, I received a text from my cousin Catherine. She said she had some books she was donating, and wondered if I wanted to take first pick.
As if she had to ask.
It’s like she doesn’t even know me at all.
Then she was telling me that I didn’t need to take so much, was I sure (something to that effect- I was too busy hauling treasure to my car).
Me: Are you kidding? I was planning a Scrooge McDuck nose-dive onto your dining room table on my drive over here.
This is going to be fun.